The University/Smart RP

"Being a proficient chess player, I know the answer is A. Final."

(125000)
The green ball in Snooker is worth how many points?
A. 5
B. 7
C. 3
D. 6

"Hmm... I'm a fan of billiards, but I've only played Snooker once... I can't entirely remember the scoring system, though. I think I'll risk using my 50:50."

"Computer, please take away two wrong answers."

(125000)
The green ball in Snooker is worth how many points?
A. 5
B. 7
C. 3
D. 6

"If you miss it, you will go down to 32000."

"I... I remember that the black ball is worth 7, so that leaves... C. Final answer."

(250000)
How many total lines are in the epic poem "Beowulf"?
A. 3136
B. 3119
C. 3182
D. 3147

~Rats! I was hoping to hand onto my Switch for a bit longer, but I know next to nothing about poetry!~

"I'd like to Switch the Question."

"Okay. This question is null and void. The poem has 3182 lines."

"Now, generate a new question at the 250 thousand level."

(250000)
What is the horizontal, or x value of a coordinate point called?
A. Abscissa
B. Ordinate
C. Conjugate
D. Coefficient

"A. Final answer."

"Let's now go for the half-million..."

(500000)
John Pemberton reported that Coca-cola originally cured the addiction of what drug?
A. Heroin
B. Morphine
C. Amphetamine
D. Tobacco

"B. Final answer."

(500000)
John Pemberton reported that Coca-cola originally cured the addiction of what drug?
A. Heroin
B. Morphine
C. Amphetamine
D. Tobacco


"Show directors, get the confetti ready, because she's going for the million."


(500000)
John Pemberton reported that Coca-cola originally cured the addiction of what drug?
A. Heroin
B. Morphine
C. Amphetamine
D. Tobacco

*The audience loudly cheers*

*Crystal lets out a sigh of relief*

"Only one more... I can do this!"

"Let's play the million bit question!"

(1 MILLION)
The year 2014 is what year in the Ab Urbe Condita system? 
A. 2779 AUC
B. 2758 AUC
C. 2734 AUC
D. 2767 AUC

"Ab Urbe Condita... 'From the founding of the City'..."

*Crystal is lost in thought*

~The city in question is Rome... Rome was founded in 753 BC... Taking that into consideration, the year 2014 would be...~

*Her eyes light up*

"I think I've got it, Sine. D..."

*She hesitates for a moment as she double-checks her answer*

"...final answer."

(1 MILLION)
The year 2014 is what year in the Ab Urbe Condita system? 
A. 2779 AUC
B. 2758 AUC
C. 2734 AUC
D. 2767 AUC


*Sine shakes his head*


"Hmmmm..."


*He looks at Crystal Heart. He takes a slip for 500000, and rips it apart.*


"You won't need that anymore."


"Wow... This is very suspenseful."

Answer:

"Yes! YES!!"

*Crystal jumps up and hugs Sine*

"Thank you thank you thank you!"

"This is truly a great evening."

"It is my pleasure." 

"Hold on."

*Sine goes back stage, and wheels out the Million Bit case.*

"This is for you, for going all the way to the top!"

*Crystal takes the case and hugs Sine again*

"Thank you, Sine. You have no idea how much this means to me."

*Crystal leaves*

(Awkwardly) "Ooh... Well..." 

"Okay, everypony! That is it for today! Join us next time on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire!" This is Sine Radian, signing out."

-End show 1-

-Show 2 may have modifications. Be aware of that. Each show is now enlisting 2 members.-

*2 days later to next showing.*

-Intro sequence-

"Welcome back, everypony! It is a pleasure to be back for the second showing. Our show directors were planning to change some aspects, but then they wanted to scrap it for this showing only."

"So, enough blabbering. Let's meet today's contestant: the glamorous Rarity!"

*Rarity walks onstage. She is wearing the dress shown in Too Many Pinkie Pies, pictured below*



"Thank you! Thank you!"

*She walks gracefully across the stage and takes a seat*